October 14, 2021 — 7.30am
October 14, 2021 — 7.30am
Things turned raucous implicit AUKUS. Last month’s WordPlay queried however to accidental this newborn acronym, a blend of Australia, UK and US. Nobody doubts however to accidental each nation, but mash the trio into 1 and awkwardness ensues.
By mode of update, AUKUS is the trilinear accord to physique submarines. Originally France was Australia’s lone partner, but PM Scott Morrison torpedoed that deal, seeing a imaginable FAUST devolve into farce, and possibly a revenge play by Act III.
Diplomacy turned icy. Trade deals wavered. Yet for astir of us, the bugbear emerging from this backflip was however to utter the upshot’s alliance. While each elected crony successful the acronym favours aw-kus, respective readers person responded with their ain views.
Simon Dickinson believes France should instrumentality to the table, making mode for FAUKUS, a fusion much successful keeping with President Macron’s sentiments. Others specified arsenic Kel Roberts are anxious to massage the amalgam. Given the Seawolf subs are American successful design, past surely USUKA says much astir the bloc’s hierarchy. In truthful galore ways.
Geoff Lyons votes for a 3rd way. “As Aussies from Oz, ockers oregon otherwise, if the AU successful AUKUS stands for the archetypal dependable successful Australia, past ok-kus it should be.” Ocker subs? I deliberation you mean sangas, mate.
Ultimately, whichever mash-up oregon utterance prevails, determination remains 1 unreality hovering implicit the full affair. Couch potatoes volition cognize wherever I’m going, acknowledgment to Vigil, the latest BBC drama, based successful a submarine. Whether we’re gathering them, oregon watching execution mysteries acceptable wrong them, submarines are ne'er called ships, apparently. Never. They are boats. But why?
The abbreviated reply is scale. Said different way, a vessel tin transportation a boat, but a vessel can’t transportation a ship. So goes the aureate rule, contempt that golden tarnishing a small since being coined. Take these Virginian Seawolves, say, the fleet astatine the AUKUS heart. Each sub measures immoderate 120 metres long, weighs 8600 tonnes without a sailor aboard. That’s 1 ship-like boat.
As a oversea captain’s son, I fathom sailor-talk. Rooms are cabins, windows are portholes, walls are bulkheads. Left is port, and truthful on. But wherefore can’t we shuffle the platform to hold that supersized vessels are ships, adjacent if those vessels (like submarines) are traditionally categorised arsenic boats?
Can’t we shuffle the platform to hold that supersized vessels are ships, adjacent if those vessels are traditionally categorised arsenic boats?
Language changes, conscionable arsenic a refit of Nemo’s Nautilus would present travel implicit with a squash court. Consider the HMAS Ballarat, a sleek Anzac-class frigate with Sea Sparrow missiles, duplicate diesel engines and helipad. A mighty vessel, a vessel by definition, but astatine 118 metres successful length, were the Ballarat to piggy-back a Seawolf, past a alleged vessel could good descend a vessel without engaging a lousy torpedo.
Boat hails from Old Norse beit, which means boat. No assistance there. Ship connected the different manus gets a downsize successful derivation, the connection arising from scipfi, High German for cup. Vessel of people is the catch-all term, an echo of cupful that covers some categories, wherever size is 1 distinction.
Function is different – from imperishable unit versus land-based staffers. Another discrepancy is the centre of gravity, I understand. As a rule, a vessel has much value supra the waterline, meaning the vas volition bottommost outwards erstwhile turning, whereas boats thin in.
Tall-ship buffs reason the gist is mast tally, wherever 3 square-yarded masts suffice a vessel’s ship-ness implicit the boat-ness of a supermaxi, say. Perhaps the champion proposal is to spot your captain. Should vessel offend their ears, past upsize your connection earlier you’re jettisoned. Even if that vas happens to beryllium underwater.
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